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We are
SMAILORVILLE.

Population varies. We don't even know anymore.

Don't let the countless boat lifts confuse you.  Smailorville is not a marina, but a village nestled between Baldwin & Long Lakes.  We consider ourselves triple lakers (can't forget Coverdale!!)... we certainly have triple the fun.

Smailorville East can be found along the St. Joseph River in Mottville Township, only two miles away as the crow flies.

 

 

8(ish?)

RESIDENTS

13

MEMBERS

14

BOATS

SMAILORS.

(Smith + Sailor, but not just any Smith or Sailor.  There's a whole process).

Our population is fluid, but here is a look at our most frequent members.

Scot
Mayor
OG, S6

Abbie

OG

Jackson

OG

Linda
The Muscle
S6

Ryan
The Godfather
OG, S6

Logan

OG

Aiden

OG

Luke
Topless Rope Girl
S6

Ami
The Queen đź‘‘
OG, S6

Lincoln

OG

Misha
The Vegetarian-ish
S6

Pre-approved Daypass Holders

Taylor Senne

 

She's a single-scooper.

 

Members Resulting from Annexed Territories

Terry & Amy Stewart

Smailorville proclaimed its sovereignty over the Stewarts' property on July 16th, 2022, bringing the total Baldwin Lake frontage of Smailorville to 150 ft.  The Stewarts are now members, whether they like it or not.  

WHY THE WEBSITE?

We're just that cool.

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